I own a mansion, but in a house A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is half empty, just blew
This happens, thirty minutes from home lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every time someone walks in the I get Madden ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the when does all of this crap end? park my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd wallow then bass suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call dinner in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me is the inspiration I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I and third that Don't know what the fuck I doing if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never back forty and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I she drag-races, *burp* swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the perfect 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But the heck is all of these buttons? You me to sit here and learn that? Fuck I do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with and belch They say this spray is bad for my health, but I think there's white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Sanford welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within these Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't even help it, this is the hand I was to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, spit on my onion rings I think my karma is up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what that means, they tell me good So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody me In produce hunched over, nosebleed stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He had front row seats, told me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right to 'em stuck at the light fucking shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with one after Recovery Was so coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)