I own a mansion, but in a house A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is half empty, just blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home Gotta lay a log cabin and option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a stall dropping a football So every time someone walks in the I get Madden ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking someone passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd wallow then bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is Call lunch dinner, call dinner in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I that, I second and third that know what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, turned back Turned forty and sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the heck is all of buttons? You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Be an at computers? I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich welch's and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still cramming the full of hamburger helper I even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion I my karma is catching up with me
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe why I can't leave Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In hunched over, giant nosebleed Over as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying He just had front row seats, told me to sign this Then insults me "wow, up close know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right to 'em stuck at the light This fucking is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with one after Recovery Was so coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to fuck with, Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The shit I about It's like ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)