I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, gasket just
This always happens, thirty minutes from Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's In a public stall a football So time someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't out the fucking trash Without someone through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow then suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is Call lunch dinner, dinner supper Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass in the past, iPod, what the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I that, I second and third that Don't know what the I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never back Turned forty and sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag We'd be the perfect 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But the heck is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to hear this new from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell a Playstation I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich welch's and belch They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't even help it, this is the I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter all these pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I think my karma is up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not what that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em stuck at the fucking shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch snapping fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I about like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)