I own a mansion, but live in a A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is bathroom In a public dropping a football So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash Without someone passing through my sub I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is lunch dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I and third that Don't know what the fuck I doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never turned Turned and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no disrespect to But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and that? Fuck I gotta do to this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a with welch's and belch say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I think more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't even it, this is the hand I was dealt to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, spit on my onion rings I think my karma is up with me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed Over stop as I over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster Then me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my Right next to 'em at the light This shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a recovery if I fumble it? I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit fucking pictures of my kids I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The shit I about It's like there ain't a in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that keeps me This is the I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)