I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is half empty, gasket just
always happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public dropping a football So every time someone walks in the I get Madden ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I and third that Don't know what the fuck I would if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never turned forty and still sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, you gonna say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my Hanes tag Danica Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But the heck is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Be an expert at I'd rather be an Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my first from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich welch's and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white from the trailer Jed Clampett, Sanford welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't even it, this is the hand I was dealt to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my Went to King, they spit on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not sure what that means, tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce hunched over, giant Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen By the frozen this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had row seats, told me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah Look over see these two hot Finger still up in one of my Right next to 'em stuck at the This fucking is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I won't to it The pressure, they me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I about It's like ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)