Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your attention
May I have attention please
the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the slim shady please stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor like pam tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your
And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to little
And them not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of theyre gonna know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear them argue who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in here to you
And theres a of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better than 90% of you out there
Then you wanna outkin kids these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only in the nursing home flirting
nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a slim shady
He could be workin at burger king on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I give a *f---*
his windows down and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up