Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have your attention
Will the real slim shady please up?
I repeat, will the slim shady please stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act like you seen a white person before
all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first were sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of theyre gonna know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to spears
S--- aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a of us just like me
Who like me
Who just dont give a like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Im only giving you
Things you joke about with your inside your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you like to it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses asses Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of isnt working
And every single person is a shady lurkin
He be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his down and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
it, lets all stand up