Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I have your please
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my (haha)
Feminist women loved
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And them not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We aint but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
2}
Will smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to daily and fred durst
And hear them over who she gave *head* to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who like me
Who dont give a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the next best
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Im only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living
The only is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like albums like
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im jerkin Im jerking
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up