Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I your attention please
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the
Started whoopin her ass than before
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your
And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of theyre gonna know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then theres no reason a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
2}
Will smith dont cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to daily and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just me
Who cuss me
Who just give a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the next best
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you like to it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin kids like these like
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching nurses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra working
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his down and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up