Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your please
the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real shady please stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act like you never a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first were sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no worse than whats going on in parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to little
And expect them not to know what a womens is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to spears
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to daily and fred durst
And hear them over who she gave *head* to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Im only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you out there
Then you wanna kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a slim shady
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont give a
With his windows and system up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up