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I walk around like a space cadet, place your Who's likely to become a killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I make a as the day progresses and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like is how I'll cut your face up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors razor edges Imagination's dangerous, the only way to escape this mess And make the of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this predicament's I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's I like a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just took my stick of And threw my sticker books in a pricker I kick his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using your
Mama always 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Fast forward some years A teenager, is a fun, sweet I got jumped twice in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit out of you, be down and be upbeat you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To it or succeed 'Cause doomed from the start It's like you grew up on drug street, from street But if I had kept my head up my ass I could any task Practicing trash talking in a in my room yeah but I got some plans mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pants I can't stop it And I'm to blend in more, school this shit helps for sure I'm getting self assured than I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to Threw my first punch, end of Still in my skulls a vacant, void Been using it as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a sword Not to mention four pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's wrong my head Just think if I had a in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not I was on a of the pile getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now I go, they scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear yell out In terror they were so scared, and those about, belted out Whatever that it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you homos get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, said I provoke queers Til emotions tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You motherfuckin' Insert here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe this little hick This hip hop shit in his pocket and still the got That white trash traffic and Shit happened like a six blocks a Kid Rock Clown Posse Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog I turn into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a word you stupid is ain't