Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for a frontal lobotomy would be the answer If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use will reap a great benefit
I around like a space cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? Case of Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the I make a mess as the day Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut face up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape mess And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this predicament's I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's I like a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just took my stick of And my sticker books in a pricker bush I kick his tush, but I was six and shook This was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's your head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Fast forward some years A teenager, is a fun, sweet I got jumped twice in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, this is some feat accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you me But how do you get the shit out of you, be down and be upbeat When you have no-thing, no valid shot at life To make it or succeed 'Cause doomed from the start It's like you grew up on drug street, from street But if I had just my head up my ass I accomplish any task Practicing talking in a trance in my room yeah but I got some plans mama These rhymes are falling Out of my pants pocket I stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than I've been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to Threw my punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, void Been it more as a bin for storage Take inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's with my head Just think if I had a in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd be Dahmer cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Now my mum "womp womp womp" I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have that red rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now I go, they scream out 'Go' I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household the sell outs, freak the hell out Middle America, them yell out In terror they so scared, and those kids about, belted out Whatever spout it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day the smoke clears, it won't be as difficult, ch'yea, til then Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and grow It's okay to be straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a of sheer genius and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah You Insert insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't this little hick locked This hip hop shit in his and still the shit got That white trash and gridlock Shit like a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber mama always
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Insaneness ain't a word you stupid fuck Neither is