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I walk like a space cadet, place your bets Who's to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I make a mess as the day Angry and take it out on the hedges Like this is how I'll cut your up bitches With these trimming scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the way to escape this mess And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this predicament's I'm sick of just getting pushed, ridiculous I like a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just took my of licorice And threw my sticker books in a pricker I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be it pays to be brainless
Fast forward some later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped twice in one week, it's It's usually once a month, this is feat I've accomplished They've stomped me the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the beat out of you, be down and be upbeat you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To it or succeed 'Cause you're doomed the start It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump But if I had just kept my up my ass I accomplish any task Practicing talking in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got plans mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pants pocket I can't it And I'm to blend in more, school this shit helps for sure I'm more self assured than I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to Threw my first punch, end of Still in my a vacant, empty void Been using it more as a bin for Take some and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking Like an independent store, wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I Cause I'd probably be cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape this Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not I was on a bottom of the getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just Outsold the sell outs, the hell out Middle America, hear yell out In terror they so scared, and those kids Just about, out Whatever spout it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and grow It's okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You motherfuckin' Insert insult Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock Can't believe this little hick hip hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got That trash traffic and gridlock Shit happened like a six blocks a Kid Rock Insane Clown Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a word you stupid is ain't