Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on this distorted and put it to good use Society reap a great benefit
I walk like a space cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? Case of Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I make a as the day progresses and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut your face up With these hedge trimming with razor edges dangerous, it's the only way to escape this mess And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed, ridiculous I look a freaking wuss, a pussy kid just took my stick of licorice And threw my sticker books in a pricker I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and This was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got up, all I did was book, now there's using your head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Fast forward some years A teenager, is a fun, sweet I got jumped twice in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, this is some I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for reason, you stumped me But how do you get the beat out of you, be down and be upbeat When you don't have no-thing, no shot at life Chance To it or succeed you're doomed from the start It's like you up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just my head up my ass I could any task Practicing trash talking in a Locked in my yeah but I got some plans mama These damn are falling Out of my pocket I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this shit for sure I'm getting more self than I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to Threw my punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, void Been using it as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but off the fucking chain Like an independent store, wrong with my head Just think if I had a in it, thank God that I don't I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon a way to escape this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be it pays to be brainless
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not that but I'm not dumb I was on a of the pile getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, they scream out I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the outs, freak the hell out Middle America, them yell out In they were so scared, and those kids Just about, out spout that it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as difficult, ch'yea, til then Hopefully you little homos get over fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they I provoke queers Til emotions tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, jokes, yeah You Insert insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock Can't believe this little locked This hip hop shit in his pocket and still the got That white trash traffic and happened like a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Posse Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon a way to escape this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a word you fuck is ain't