Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the If science can operate on distorted brain and put it to good use Society will a great benefit
I walk like a space cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a serial Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I make a mess as the day Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut your face up With these trimming scissors with razor edges dangerous, it's the only way to escape this mess And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this predicament's I'm sick of just pushed, it's ridiculous I look a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just my stick of licorice And threw my books in a pricker bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a hook He hit me, I fell, I got up, all I did was book, now there's using your head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be it pays to be brainless
Fast forward years later A teenager, this is a fun, I got jumped twice in one week, it's complete It's once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be down and be you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To make it or 'Cause you're from the start It's you grew up on drug street, from jump street But if I had kept my head up my ass I accomplish any task Practicing trash talking in a Locked in my yeah but I got some plans mama damn rhymes are falling Out of my pants pocket I can't it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than I've ever been Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to Threw my punch, end of story in my skulls a vacant, empty void Been using it as a bin for storage Take inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the chain Like an store, something's wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a a way to escape this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be it pays to be brainless
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not that but I'm not dumb I was on a of the pile getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now everywhere I go, they scream out I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the outs, freak the hell out America, hear them yell out In terror they were so scared, and those about, belted out Whatever spout it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day the smoke clears, it won't be as difficult, ch'yea, til then Hopefully you little homos get over your and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole a stroke of sheer genius and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah You Insert insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't this little hick locked hip hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got That white traffic and gridlock Shit like a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog I turn into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon a way to escape this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Insaneness even a word you stupid fuck Neither is