[Willy Wonka:] It's a Wonkavator. An elevator can go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways... [Charlie And frontways? [W:] ...and squareways, and front ways, and any other ways that you can think of. It can take you to any room in the factory just by pressing one of these buttons. Go ahead, Charlie Me? [W:] Here it goes! Hold on tight. I'm not exactly sure what's to happen Faster, faster... faster, faster... x2] (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) In-in my wonkavator, in-in-in my Damn, why you be so bad? Yeah, I know just she gon' ask: how ways can we go? Up, up, down, down, left, right, cheat know where I landed If it was Neptune, I didn't it Man, I guess ambidextrous Cause I dealt with what I got I didn't cause I wanted it all Never sold base but I to ball And I just it (Faster, faster...) So I it (Faster, faster...) I brought a little trap in all of these Put a little in all of these 'burbs Green backpacks on all of these Cause all of my raps is kind of absurd, bars, no off the lot with a car, no ribbon Pin-up is all I'm pinning L7 niggas, aren't we Prove I aren't, and I'll move to the part Of the city niggas who lose go I lose, though a dub like Nick, get an A on the track, I'm fool's gold Got new clothes to be in New in my section Ask I'm going, I never am knowing I'm in all directions, like... Butabi:] And I was like, Emilio! Wait-wait-wait, hold the How the coldest spare get a of the only golden In the middle of a city where they hold and you And the hoes only pose and they for pictures Flash, flash, the kodak Yeah, clap from the po' gat Now, if you don't duck then it go Everybody hear the sound, they get low fast the scene wilder Gene Wilder Like Johnny Depp, gon' ruin it And them females, they even fly But they want it all, like Veruca bitch And I'm in for the kill My ex is me still I don't with it, cause there's other fish That don't swim blood in they gills And I got women that are than it feels They pop birth control and vitamins And then B like they vicodins And them mollies just they like the shit see the man For the percocet and ativan They at bottom, dropping top dollar For the gobstoppers that'll have to And I to laugh When I'm looking at a motherfucker that I know I to go to school with And they like we best friends and I never been cool and I never even knew him mad, they picking out ties That'll even have to tie my own loops in And I'm to hit the top floor, looking down On y'all, what my view is (sounds of TV static) [Peter Gibbons:] would you do if you had a million dollars? [Lawrence:] I'll tell you I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man (sounds of TV static) Tanner:] You got it, dude