L.L. J 'em well And as you all I am as hell
Woke up at 9:30 on a Saturday Hemmed my control, turned my stereo on Then I reached for a since I don't use the picks And the floor was kinda so I put on my kicks
to the kitchen and ate some cornflakes As I bop to a tape of Cut breaks hardcore, heavyweight, b-boy blast Connoisseur of hardcore and Cut fast
Jumped in the shower, it was hot So I there a hour 'cause I like it a lot out, dried off, put on the Denim cologne Then I up Earl on the telephone
He me 'bout a jam that I could do later on 10 g's a Limo for one strong song So I said, yeah, I was with it, hung up and got Got a magnifying glass then I brushed my
Rewound some tapes of Def Jam tunes As I waited for this freak to ring my at noon 12 o'clock came, the door crack The freak in a mink on her back
Put her curt on the rack, my [Incomprehensible] on Then I threw in a of the quiet storm We drank Roundhill Cavern, ate soft She said, "L.L., when gonna let me taste your tongue?"
My skin got pale, I the tail Did it so hard I shoulda went to She left, Earl came over and we went Jumped in the BM to a joyride
Went up to A.J. in my fresh black I'm not a sucker on the corner trying to scrape up a The girlies want sex, the try to plex But those who flex end up with broke
Signed some autographs for a posse of Said, "It's L, baby, I down with Chic" We conversated with the skeezers for 10 minutes Then I jumped in my and the freaks slammed the door
Due 'cause I'm a gangster people I do crimes They don't I'm just a connoisseur of hip-hop rhymes smile, try to call L.L. a hoodlum at times But he don't know my on his wife's behind
L.L. has iced all the up slobs Vigilante of rap so to with the mob Don't run from the cops, making suckers And I'm only 18 making more your pops
of toys and boyscout boys And I dare any critic to it noise Peeped at the clock, it said Said later to and broke out with E
Went up to White Castle for a shake Thinking 'bout a 100'000 that I'd soon up the snack, jumped up, out my seat E-Love hit the table and he up a beat
a few lines, stepped out the door Since tonight is a bore I'm in the for more We jumped in my ride, I took a peek at the It was almost 7:30 and the show was at
L.L. Cool J soon stand at a jam With thousands of screaming, "Touch my hand" But I had a hour plus a half for tat I was searching for the cutie my perfect match
Her was Renee, her face was okay But she had the body that made Jay wanna play I said, "No need to rehearse", then I my approach Said, "You got a good team, but you need a new coach"
Said, "My name's L.L.Cool, if I may But I'm not here for conversation, I'm here to mix it up baby, wanna feel you grind 'Cause it 5th grade and these ain't nursery rhymes"
"And I know that you adore my sure side out the real L.L. behind closed doors So tell your buddies you're busy, tell boyfriend beat it Forget the silk dress you ain't gonna need it"
"Unplug your clock, do away with the After five minutes or more you hear me say, that's Your is bad and I heard you got a Caddy When we love you can call me daddy"
"I'm L.L. Cool J, say hey, I'm not a toyboy but I still wanna Promise you, I'm not wack when I'm in the After I leave you starving for me to come back"
"But in the meantime, put digits down And the next I see ya I'm going to town" away from the freak, it was a quarter to nine When I to the jam I saw the crew on line
Took a trip the side, so I could get backstage If you call me a tiger, then the is my cage I rip, stomp and crush, heavy metal rust Them knuckleheads I crumble up like crust
Walked in my dressing room and then I heard four said, "L.L., you're running late and it's time to rock" Told Cut Creator what the would be Then I said "Lord mercy" and slapped hands with E Went onstage, I heard the scream And that's the very moment I woke up the dream