My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I could it'll all be Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad not so bad
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must got 'em There probably was a at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a her? I'm a name her I read about your Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill over some bitch who didn't want him I know you hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the shit that you did with Skam I got a room full of your posters and pictures man I like the shit you did Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, your fan This is
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray Put picture on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad not so bad
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you a chance I ain't mad, I just it's fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for That's my brother man, he's only six years old We in the blistering cold for you, For four and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he you more than I do I ain't mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd you you would write back See I'm just you in a way I knew my father neither He used to always on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're in your songs So when I have a shitty day, I away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your across the chest I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk you 24/7 But she don't know you like I you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us up, you gotta call me man I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans" will be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six and still no word, I don't deserve it? I you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you it I'm in the car right now, I'm 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka You dare me to You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the I love you Slim, we coulda been together, about it You ruined it now, I you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk But I didn't her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I to send this shit out?
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad not so bad
Dear Stan, I meant to you sooner but I just been busy You said your girlfriend's now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your that And here's an autograph for your I it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I see you at the show, I must of missed you think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how up is you? You got some issues Stan, I you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the when you get down some And what's this shit about us to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet other I really think you and your need each other Or maybe you need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I don't want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!