My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home at the bottom I sent two letters in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your My girlfriend's too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess I'm a call her? I'm a name her I read your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't him I know you probably hear everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit you did with Skam I got a room full of your posters and pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, your fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you still ain't or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer If you didn't wanna talk to me outside concert You didn't have to, but you coulda an autograph for Matthew my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the cold for you, For four and you just said, "No." pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' to Remember when we met in Denver, you if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm just you in a way I knew my father neither, He used to always on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're in your songs So when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name the chest Sometimes I even cut to see how much it bleeds It's adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we be together too
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Or Write My Fans", This will be the last package I send your ass It's been six months and no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em So this is my I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You dare me to You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he him? That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think it You ruined it now, I hope you sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you about it I hope conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit
Dear Stan, I to write you sooner but I just been busy You said girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm flattered you would call your daughter that And an autograph for your brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I of missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to you But what's this shit you said you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need some To your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to each other I really think you and your girlfriend need each Or maybe you just need to her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I don't want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a weeks ago that made me sick Some was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to about, his name was, it was you Damn!