My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't I my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, been up? Man how's your daughter? My pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, what I'm a call her? I'm a name her I read about your Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground that you did with Skam I got a room full of posters and your pictures man I like the you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your You didn't to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little brother man, he's six years old We waited in the cold for you, For four and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, like his fuckin' idol He to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I never knew my neither, He used to cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in songs So I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your across the chest I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I about you 24/7 But she don't you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we be together too
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans", This will be the last package I ever your ass It's been six and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You me to drive? You know the by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a that other guy from drowning But didn't, then saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm And all I wanted was a letter or a call I hope you know I all of your pictures off the wall I you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you sleep and you dream about it And you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit
Dear Stan, I meant to you sooner but I just been busy You said your girlfriend's now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would your daughter that And an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must of you Don't think I did that shit intentionally to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is You got some issues Stan, I think you need counseling To help your ass from off the walls when you get down some And what's this about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet other I think you and your girlfriend need each other Or maybe you just to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think you'll be doin' just fine If you a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do you as a fan I just want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car they a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!