(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you put your curse on me Why you just leave that apple hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our and our boss Why I can't even count the good friends I've already Cause of PMS blues, PMS I even like myself, but it's something I can't help I got those God almighty, somebody PMS blues Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm good as But I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and cold not afflicted with it are affected just the same You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I feel pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must forgive us for we care not we do I got those can't crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we help it We even know the cause But as soon as this part's over, then the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, going to always be a heap of fun Like the taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering suffering, huh?
But a woman had to write song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just victim to Those PMS You know we'd for less than that PMS You want to cross my path Cause a pitbull ain't no For these teeth a clenchin', retention Head a swellin', can't yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those moods a swingin', a slingin' Nothin' fits me when it me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I ever think wishing I'd been a man But you that only means one thing If I'd been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very minute With old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman With old PMS blues PMS I want to talk about it, we both could do without it Got those your kids bad, don't you talk back Gone ballistic, Awful lowdown, to be around PMS