(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put curse on me Why didn't you leave that apple hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our and our boss Why I can't even count the good I've already lost Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't even like myself, but it's something I help I got those God almighty, somebody PMS blues Most times I'm easy going, say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I mean and cold Those not afflicted it are affected just the same You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must forgive us for we care not we do I got those can't stop crying, flying PMS blues
But you know we help it We don't even the cause But as soon as this part's over, then comes the Oh, Lord, Oh, going to always be a heap of fun Like the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering, huh?
But a woman had to this song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or fall victim to PMS blues You know we'd kill for less that PMS You don't want to my path Cause a ain't no match For these teeth a clenchin', fluid a swellin', can't stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those a swingin', tears a slingin' Nothin' me when it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my I ever think about wishing I'd been a man But you know that only one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right this minute With some old cranky, naggin', hateful woman those old PMS blues PMS I don't want to talk it, we both could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, don't you back ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, bitch to be PMS