Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a folk
But that you haven't met in his role

Paul is a comedian with a unique of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a of a ping-pong ball
Except generally hear

the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't sports very much
There's a number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, you should swim, right?
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to talk about
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I cannot think of one material that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I guess it's really necessary
You lose a lot of face calling up a and asking her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

They don't really go for that any
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few saturday evenings
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, whada you do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here are, but they're all from our high school
a minute, there's a car load over there
There's a right next to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

Here they
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins opened
And the girls used to come out to take your
Now you're you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in
There was a time when the little came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the girl would come running up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They give you a green box with a white button on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe extra
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two shakes thin
Water them down, or milk them a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you us what we have please?

And four
take it
And after you get food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of you got 40 minutes to wait
And you get out of your car, right
Remember there was a when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were getting out and
Something a heavier than hellos and greetings
They have policemen to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit cards on the
Officer, that's my
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to crawl on belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put your window

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without being
There was a sporting taking place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray coated Ford
With rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped the steering wheel
His hand gripped onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure what I
By having your bands
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
actually affect the gear change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile with bands

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened
And he thinks that he will show THE KID a or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage teenagers for dragging
You recall Winston Churchill during the war years
Which everyone assumed meant V for
Actually if also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And he would turn to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get daring
He pulls the automatic down into low
He puts one on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra start
He pulls the automatic down into low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's have to have another band job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
Looks out the and The Kids not even there
You know there?

He in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never anybody
He sits there and scares the hell out of them