Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a folk
But you haven't met in his other role

Paul is a comedian a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a golf
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally hear

That's the sound of a between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 I played golf, wooo
I did good too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like very much
a vast number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You what swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even Co2 cartriges

But I come out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in country
the automobile
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters permits so they can
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really necessary
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right and pick her up, right?

They don't really go for any more
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
Aside a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with that killer, right?
HAVE YOU YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I don't know, whada you do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our school
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you never

Here they
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the when drive-ins first opened
And the used to come out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in some resturants
There was a time the little girls came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl come running up
May I take your order
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you flirt any now
They give you a little green box with a white on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one deluxe special extra
The one you have out here with the little cup
With whatever that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or milk them a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And four
We'll it
And after you get your food in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time when first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than and greetings
They have policemen there to you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put down window

Power windows,
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did manage to get out of the resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting taking place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 primer coated Ford
With rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato cans for
With his to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His hand gripped onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By your bands tightened
The are the rings in an automatic transmission
Which actually the gear change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an automobile with bands

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened
And he thinks that he will show THE KID a or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up his left arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if you'll recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his friends on the and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The changes
The light to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He one foot on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that fast start
He the automatic transmission down into low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna to have another band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The not even there
You what's there?

He looks in the rear view and The Kids still back at the corner
He never races
He just there and scares the hell out of them