Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a folk
But you haven't met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a unique of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a of a ping-pong ball
Except generally hear

the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 I played golf, wooo
I did good too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a vast number of that I'm not invlved in.
water skiing
In order to water ski, you should swim, right?
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know what is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter about status
And I cannot think of one material that has more status in this country
Than the
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters permits so they can
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I guess it's really because
You a lot of face calling up a girl and asking her
If you can right over and pick her up, right?

They don't go for that any more
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting saturday
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our high
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

Here they
they are
Don't at 'em

the time when drive-ins first opened
And the girls to come out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in who delivers it
I understand they're even in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl would running up
May I take your sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They give you a green box with a white button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger special extra
The one you have out here with the white cup
With that whatever in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And four
take it
And after you get your food order in, you got at 40 minutes to wait
Even if just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a time drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
Evidentally some people were getting out and
Something a little heavier than hellos and
They have policemen there to keep you in car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new have radar now
So you to crawl on your belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put your window

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting taking place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With it's end 2 inches off the ground
cans for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped the steering wheel
His right gripped onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
of you who are not quite sure what I mean
By having your bands
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, give you an example
is an automobile with tight bands

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he that he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You recall Winston Churchill during the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar,
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he turn to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The light
The changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in to get that extra fast start
He pulls the transmission down into low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows gonna have to have another band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You know there?

He looks in the view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never anybody
He just sits there and the hell out of them