Luyện nghe bài hát Numbers

I was sittin' in Friday's suckin' on a glass of
When in walked a chick who almost struck me
Had wet blue eyes and her legs long and fine
On a of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.

Now on my scale ain't no ten's, you know
Nine is about as far as any can go
So I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even at me
So for brains and good judgement, I'd her a three.

I said, "Hey sweet thing, you like a possible eight
You and me could, uh! eighteen, if your head's on straight."
She looked up and down my perfect
And said these words that burned into my brain.

She said, well, one of those macho-matician men
Kind who grade all women on of one to ten
And, you give me an eight, well, that's a generous to do
Now, let's just see, just how I give you.

She said you comin' on to me with that phony jive
style makes me smile, I give it a five
When you walked up I noticed suit of (yores)
It's last year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, it a four.

That be your car parked out on the curb
sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a third
Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) less than
Except, for your pot belly, I'd that a ten for size.

wine you're pourin' might be fine to you
But I'm to fine champagne, I give it a two
It's to tell what your flashin' smile is worth
I it a six, you could use some dental work.

But, It's your struttin' rooster act really makes me laugh
It may be a ten to these hens, but to me a three and a half
And there ain't much to add once the subtractin's done
Since ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.

She walked out, while up and down the
The whole bar was laughin', Bare, what happened to your nine
Nine says I, soon as she started to talk I knew
She have no class, I barely gave her a two.

Yeah! No matter how good they at first
There's in all of them
That's why on a of ten to one, friend
ain't no ten.