I was in Friday's suckin' on a glass of wine in walked a chick who almost struck me blind Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and On a scale of one to ten, I'd her a nine.
Now on my there ain't no ten's, you know Nine is as far as any chick can go So I her a smile, but she didn't even look at me So for and good judgement, I'd give her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you look a possible eight You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if your on straight." She looked up and down my frame And these words that burned into my perfect brain.
She said, well, one of those macho-matician men Kind who grade all on scales of one to ten And, you give me an eight, well, that's a generous to do Now, let's just see, just how much I you.
She said you comin' on to me with that phony jive Your style makes me smile, I give it a When you walked up I noticed that of (yores) It's last double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
That must be your car out on the curb sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a third Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) than five Except, for your pot belly, I'd give a ten for size.
That wine you're might be fine to you But I'm used to fine champagne, I it a two It's to tell what your flashin' smile is worth I it a six, you could use some dental work.
But, It's your struttin' rooster act that really me laugh It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a three and a And really ain't much to add once the subtractin's done Since ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She out, while up and down the line The whole bar was laughin', said' Bare, happened to your nine Nine says I, soon as she started to talk I knew She didn't no class, I barely gave her a two.
Yeah! No matter how good they at first flaws in all of them That's why on a of ten to one, friend There no ten.