You I just don't get it Last I was nobody This year I'm sellin Now everybody wants to around like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me (did was me) Now wanna run they mouth and try to shots at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you see me walkin You might see me walkin a rottweiler dog with head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red like I don't see the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge than Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all Watchin all these cheap imitations get off 'em and get dollars shoulda been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' and wristwatches I had to sit and just watch and just get nauseous and walk around with an empty bottle of Remi startin shit like 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever to whylin out and bein violent? happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned passionate and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl groups me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you in public I'ma it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said shit in Vibe to spite me (yup) went and dyed his hair just like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna just like me and run around screamin, "I don't care, bite me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world and destroy your little 4-year-old boy or Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who Faygo Root Beer and call "Clowns" cause they look queer and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when y'all live miles away (fuckin punks) And I wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the they was at when they snuck out they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked down and got shot at they truck, blaow! Look at runnin your mouth again when you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, of 10 And I don't need help, D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get fucked in mine you two little flaming faggots!
Two: Eminem
Cause I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the alone if you doubt me (assholes doubt me) And if you wanna run mouth then take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that y'all so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Now because of blonde mop that's on top and this fucked up head that got, I've gone pop? The underground just spunned and did a 360 Now kids diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did shit with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch mom's for ten million She must want a dollar for pill I've been stealin Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It matter you {*several seconds of silence*} faggot! about I fabricated my past He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family fightin and fussin who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 cousins (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and sister who never me or bothered to call me until they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the to buy this cheap-ass magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast and what do I see? A of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help: uhh, here - XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
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