We got a show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But off, before we get 2 the band We'd 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 dollars man, I see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, ladies and U didn't like my I'm gonna a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! cheers}
That's right, the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said glam slam, are u ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I u we would get good seats U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u never trust nobody Shut up head motherfucker Sit, sit here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick something I can Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U got some tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, here) me good lovin' till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't trust (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't love me then your will (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We freak 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me am I suppose 2 do I never had granny look like u Every time I see u, girl, my get hard Harder than the handle on the in my yard Harder than the brownstone on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an hand Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing 'cause love is tantalizing And it's got me burning rubber in my But I don't wanna do u till I the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u will it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up singin'? Where's What do u "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna sing Ah, ain't a bitch? on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u 4, man?
Sweet (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a little check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, your background? (damn!) That workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that straighten me right out That just straight... that straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I would 2 introduce 2 u What's your name,
Yo, grippin' the mic is like grippin' But I only necks when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That means the a-side I flip and commence 2 with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers Brothers write 2 much about how been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed just enough 2 get the job done Check it just ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u a handle, not a breaker 1 2 2 said on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, got funny when I made my money Why got jelly when pockets get fat? Their pockets fly honeys An that just don't figure 'cause tone is quick 2 a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm telling u, me when I say That this is just... this is rap at finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me a couple of those) Take a few tone I ain't goin out like that, u what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't go'n on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky funky Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the band in the world And uh, really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new generation would like 2 say "amen"
In my and a quarter feelin funky funky fine And we're that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your shit up u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on number 1, on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, bring on 2
Now we out