We got a show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But off, before we get 2 the band We'd like 2 up this nice funny young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, ladies and U didn't like my I'm gonna introduce a wonderful 2 u (bring on the band) They're the thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! cheers}
That's right, we're the only 2 bring it 2 u live After the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we get good seats U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u never trust nobody Shut up bald motherfucker Sit, sit here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see tony
Fellas, fellas, throw that down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got some tootsie in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 some tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny with the hot on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) me good lovin' till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u don't love me your sister will (gold)
Now let me u sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We freak 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, me what am I suppose 2 do I never had granny look like u Every I see u, girl, my johnny get hard than the handle on the rake in my yard Harder the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your is tantalizing And got me burning rubber in my pants But I don't wanna do u till I spend the time 2 u On the fine art of U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, below and me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u will it 2 me 'cause will make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is Y'all 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up singin'? Where's What do u "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna sing Ah, that a bitch? on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u 4, man?
Sweet (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I know, I think we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) That workin', man u think we need? j. (ah yeah) See, gonna straighten me right out That straight... that just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I would 2 introduce 2 u What's name, baby?
Yo, the mic is like grippin' necks But I only grip when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, been blessed with just enough 2 get the job done it just like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the cause 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I made my Why brothers got jelly pockets get fat? Their pockets fly honeys An equation that just don't tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I 2 hard 4 this honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm telling u, believe me I say That is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few packs I ain't goin out like that, u know what I'm Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the (ain't go'n rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky funky
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And we're rockin' that stupid Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the best in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 u right now 4 all u done And the new power generation like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky And we're rockin' stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try one more time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on 1, bring on number 2
Now we out