We got a wonderful show 4 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But off, before we get 2 the band like 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show boos} Jimmy, come on out and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 dollars man, I see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, and gentlemen U didn't like my I'm gonna a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the band 2 bring it 2 u live After the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said glam slam, are u ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we would get seats U didn't get seats at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never nobody Shut up head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see tony
Fellas, fellas, that shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U got some tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, here) me good lovin' till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't trust (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't love me then your will (gold)
Now let me hear u damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We freak 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me am I suppose 2 do I never had another look like u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get Harder the handle on the rake in my yard Harder than the brownstone on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an hand Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing 'cause love is tantalizing And it's got me burning in my pants But I don't wanna do u till I the time 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 know how 2 love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause will make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up there Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna 2night Ah, ain't a bitch? on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, u here 4, man?
keys (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) That workin', man u think we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that straighten me right out That just straight... just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I like 2 introduce 2 u What's your name,
Yo, grippin' the mic is like grippin' But I only grip when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers Brothers write 2 much about how they endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with just 2 get the job done Check it just like (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I made my Why brothers got jelly when pockets get Their pockets equal fly An equation that don't figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold (so what u ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, that was I'm telling u, me when I say That is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is dude, man? go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few tone I goin out like that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the (ain't go'n rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine Feelin' funky funky fine in my and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard the best band in the world And uh, we'd really 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new power generation would 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And we're that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on number 1, on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on 1, bring on number 2
Now we out