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One hot summer day around the way A new kid moved onto the and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, a nine mill Yeah, and kept his smitty's on his
Anyway Jay portrayed to be hard So we him in and put him down with the hit squad His was phat, full court in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, full house alarm One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something strange about the crib, I had to Why the whole goddamn was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's your Bust a move, I gotta piss Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya miss My head was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's on? I seen a douche bag and safety tampons"
the bathroom, went back where I was Tapped Jay on the and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I thought you alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's bras and leotards, on the curtain Yo Jay, what's your problem, homeboy, you stunned What you Put down that knife, where's my gun?" Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I strapped
Left the in the car, right next to the Jim Hat my ass, I better think fast real quick I got a flashback from a Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I broke for the on some bullshit in the living room floor Jay, me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, that's all she
It was rapunzel Rapunzel? Down came his Titties out and there was ass everywhere Jay a Not quite he was more like
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Don't tell me, you out like a sucker Chill, took off mustache Grabbed that ass and I her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, 5000, ahh shit
All of that real shit, you know what I'm Haircut, haircut like Anita Baker? The shit, yo, the whole shit, you know what I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her like Bruce
But better, right in there, man, I didn't even Are you Well, I was holdin' me Don't tell me it was Jane you juicin' Sheiit, kick