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I've rockin' since the 1900s A microphone and two what what in the day You to fuck with Alize I would kick it with the liquor JA
In the morning be cool though me Menudo Pissin' out cool-o Got to act the
I like it on ice with I sip it LA to Capitola Watchin for the Pull to the shoulders Should have started drinkin' I was much older Some gin Some like I the captain with the half ounce of chronic
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One night in the two months back Went out on the Without a of attack Heinekin of 151 With a bottle of what we El Capitan
Now what happened that night you quite recall (huh) Fact is boy, you remember at all (what?) You woke up in the mornin' with a head And a teenage girl lyin' to you in bed You kicked her out and then you the door to forget about the night before A goes by, you can't remember the date The girl's at your door "Boy I'm late!"
That's you get for out-playin' the ho And now you got a kid with a you don't know The first thing you thought when she dropped the Shouldn't have been fuckin' El Capitan
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Now drop the Chalupa, up the mike And let the people know just what you like Well it comes from Puerto Rico so you that I be diggin' it And if the bottle's empty then you know that I been it it And now the party's Heinas getting licked, shakin' the booties and We the OPM and that's how we roll Now get some from my man Shakey-Lo
Now Captain Morgan was a pirate He used to jack and act real rude As a real live he wasn't much fun But he sure made a bottle of rum
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