Jumped out of the 2nd of a record store with a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Edward
Witness the metamorphosis of a growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the endorphins of a pathetic Endless source and of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to scores with women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only bein' fed a Bed sores, and shins, pregnant whores can get abortions Fetish for stickin' forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to and fell a floor A predator, I'm headed for warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to address the court with a on his back His whole chest, and torso are on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dropped Started back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Tabasco sauce out of my satchel Knocked a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of Got a shoppin' list for you to run some and ends with There's not a on this earth I can be monogamous with non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like missile launchers Misfit, blond, and I've gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Clark Kent's in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever come Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach Same brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the She kielbasa an escape plan Three-inch blade on point, like a
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be of this dang candidate You say Trump kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was "gettin' off" is the first order of business I get in office Second thing that'll make me walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" a latex and an AIDS test at him! Tell I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to and static Addict who can't the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate would it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in
And Dylann Roof through the windshield of the Benz until he spins like a and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin build while his peelin', and skids 'til he hits a pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, it into the upper peninsula You wanna go against 'zilla, The Rap When will I quit? Never realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge syllable a syringe, 'til I...
Draw first pop shit on my pop shit, and it's popular Couldn't be more awkwarder you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick puck
The hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of when I'm fixing my problems Wish my wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the grand I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a You can get it in the can like some Busch too small, least three pant sizes Tush mushed your damn side, your puss and are squished What kind of attire's I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
Light the to ignite the wrath Got knives to and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper might just have to picket me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as these I rap, and these bars, dial it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?