Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a store with a Treacherous Four cassette and a cassette in Ecuador with Edward
Witness the metamorphosis of a growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who have vendettas men Dickhead is forced in there's shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to and fell a floor A predator, I'm headed for Better warn 'em, what I in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a store
Stegosaurus, Norris with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a mess of You want some? and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch to address the court with a on his back His chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Desert for destruction, there's no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' in shock Had a attack, and dropped dead Started back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a dick: Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and with There's not a bitch on earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile Misfit, blond, and Like I've ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, causer, a double crosser, mothafucka you'll ever come across Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer damn brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin dressin' up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma a bunch of Trump supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the She kielbasa Pre-arrange an plan blade on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this candidate You say Trump kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the order of business I get in office Second thing that'll me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" a latex and an AIDS test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and it snappy
Addiction to friction and who can't escape the habit Continue to the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the tires 'finna get a murder and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof the windshield of the Benz until he spins like a and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin build while his peelin', and 'til he hits a cement pillar Swing for the like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When I quit? Never been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense killer, avenge syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
Draw blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's be more awkwarder cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick puck
The broad hunter with the off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the Tip it then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm my problems Wish my chest having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my first take, I'll you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Busch Jeans too small, three pant sizes Tush mushed against your side, your puss and thighs are kind of attire's that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' like a
Light the to ignite the wrath Got to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half Chapman might just have to picket me like a scab
Hard to in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes that And you aren't really at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star the track
Why am I a dick?