Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Treacherous cassette and a recorder in with Edward Norton
the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only bein' fed a Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I to Hell and fell a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, what I in tact and a set of morals I up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris a thesaurus Yes, of course, a mess of You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four heels to address the court with a on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my form I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in every Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a dick: Apple
Cracked front axle, walked in a Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Tabasco sauce out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' for you to run some odds and ends with There's not a bitch on earth I can be monogamous with non-existent
Robin with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll come across Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer Same brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She kielbasa Pre-arrange an plan Three-inch on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the order of business once I get in thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a and an AIDS test at him! Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to and static Addict who can't escape the to chase the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof the windshield of the Benz he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller a thin build while his skin's peelin', and 'til he hits a cement pillar Swing for the like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? Never realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge binge Fill a syringe, I...
Draw first Even pop on my pop shit, and it's popular Couldn't be more awkwarder you're innocence I robbed you of It's my that got stuck up ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with your time with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my Wish my wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my is wearing thin Swear I contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light kush You're my take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm entranced by looks, come and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Busch Jeans too small, least three sizes Tush mushed against your damn side, your and are squished What kind of that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' a flat
Light the match to the wrath Got knives to slash and slice in half Piper Chapman might just to picket me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting like that And you really surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I such a