my mic up my mic up
(Steady on the right) Ayo, down nigga (Steady on the left) Ayo, calm nigga (Steady on the right) Ayo, down nigga (Steady on the left) Fuck it, niggas! Oh my
Know when the get down Sprinkle the ash, get your ass kicked, pow! Frown while I shit on crown Skip town grounds will appear on the cash cow Do I 'em say 'Wow!', strip, ow, bow I sit the pound, click, pow Blow, click, click, pow, pow traffic dropping them classics, flip now Bitches I'm them skip with thou Art, you really want that when I growl Let me let me come and mop up the knock offs I pop off I never stop, cause What we do? Come through, you better lock (Pause) The wolves eat, be by they lockjaws No need to cook up the coke, you see me raw And if you ain't have What in the fat of a phenomenal Fahrvergnügen Fuck is going on? with the beat and the raps is callous on another song, I'mma have these niggas nervous And clipping they nails and in wetness And nibble like sunflower seed shell See these skills got my weight up heavy like whales And I shit on Ishamels 'til the fell into the weed smell Nigga your tree fell, see how Twitter, Facebook, and Instagramming, on email Talking, I'm sick and I got shook banging on retail until they cripple See I cook like I'm slanging a weed And I gram and whoop 'em and drag 'em like females Oh see well, niggas already know the way that I fuck shit up, minus the details The case is shut, your bitch me of my replacement but kind of an ancient slut Her stomach down like she was a fuck Swell up this like I'm sticking sticks in their gut So graciously, ungraciously, I painfully niggas up Ragdolling these and attack them like apes in the cut I'm waiting for the taking while I break niggas neck like a bracelet, kinda like me having a case in the truck and drinking 'til I'm blasted All and racing keeping over 'em blacking I'm leaving 'em stuck I got 'em than a child in a park chasing a duck When I'm chasing a buck funny, niggas be chasing they luck I be lacing them up like boots when I'm pushing face in the mud (ahh) Missiles I fling while I spit live wire, 'til this shit back around more fire for me to melt the brake's surface, and back the sound While I light up that I toss I worshiping Gods, look around certain this shit splatters click paint that'll make 'em scatter Shameful the way I shatter, split shit apart it doesn't (rip) Your head up off shoulders, bullets bigger than a boulder Break 'em and they know that a classic And the way it's going you easily get your ass kicked See, me and Shady together we're baking a bomb and a rabies cake like a pastry bitch (we that sick) Cause I come from Haiti, I'm you pay me, don't make me wanna spazz I'm a crazy Israeli, bastards While I bite the beat up put the sparker in a I'm chopping your foot off now it's and I'm putting my feet up Back to the and off to the whylin' I'm hoping you protect your child And I been blacking out so long is asking if the hook has died, naw But the is fried
(Steady on the right) Ayo, calm nigga (Steady on the left) Ayo, calm down (Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down (Steady on the left) Ayo, down nigga (Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down (Steady on the left) Fuck em, black out
There's a light to this tirade It just might make you So irate with this my brain is just like a fried egg Is my mind scrambled? (Cause I'm lit) Narrow But go such a wide range of this emotion That my rage has squeeze through it sideways I pulled up in Clive Davis' driveway With his personal saying he's bi Waving a nine, a picket sign, yanking his ride, making him cry "rape" arrive naked And drive straight through the gay pride Yippee-Ki-Yay here I- wait, did the world just pee on my leg? And should I take it as a sign? Maybe I'll em back in the times (Shady) Stuck out a sore thumb, so I gave em the finger To take the attention away from my stinking face it was Changed the whole complexion of the game, but just in you was thinking An inkling of replacing the kingpin, you're crazy, you're wasting your ink So if this is any of what you may be facing You better make a distinction cause you imitations Are leaving a bad taste, making a bad impression That's the worst impersonation I've ever and Who raps nasally, eyes hazily, crazily But sounds like he may some FLO, nasally speaking? What kind of stupid is that? Hey Mrs. Lincoln Other than your fucking brains that were leaking, how'd you think that play was this weekend? You the real Slim Shady, sit your ass down faggot See me on a ballot? I'm running for class democrat, bitch, so I'm just a candidate To come fuck up the whole party, me and starting a campaign To every campus on a fucking rampage Act my goddamn age? I am eight, so let's get And wake up the next day with the room trashed, covered in Glass smashed, champagne splashed on the lampshades But this ain't up for debate, this is Shady for president, ho, make me go take it back to the days of old Where Sway and Tech when I was taking so much NoDoz and LSD I almost fell on the wake up show Fuck you telling me, fools? I was shock Raising up in shoes when Penelope Cruz was still developing boobs Me and Bus put it down like a pet You're fucking with vets dawg, internet bloggers "I sit in front of my all day and comment on Everything, I'm an expert on everything, everything sucks, play the song" Guess if I out your freaking laptop, you idiot prick With Biggie and kicked the living shit out of you, I'd be wrong Son of God I'm not soft like a wet log, force never clogged I'm so full of self-esteem that I fog Yes, yes y'all, on the left, y'all off of it or you get stepped on soft Bout as commercial as my leo jet get you as green as a Chia Pet I can see you're visibly upset, dawg Alert, alert, girl, Once you went into the of pain hearing a world of hurt so Jump around, jump, jump, get that ass Jump around, jump, jump, came to hit you with a fan But if you too fly for coach better get them get them and freaking hands flailing Jump like Van Halen, and pray for a tailwind More afraid of success I am of failure So does that tell ya? That on a scale I don't give a fuck about nothing Like Stan mailing his last piece of fan Before he ran into the damn railing
Chill, man,